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This list was submitted by BarrCreeWenn on Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 at 2:18 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Michael Douglas	Alive	82
9	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
8	Aretha Franklin	August 16th, 2018	76
7	Peter Falk	June 23rd, 2011	83
6	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
5	Peter O'Toole	December 14th, 2013	81
4	Nelson Mandela	December 5th, 2013	95
3	Bill Dana	June 15th, 2017	92
2	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
1	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
7 points		1 hit

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997