This list was submitted by Goauld_Man on Friday, September 24th, 2010 at 3:13 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Michael Andretti | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Marina Oswald | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Paris Hilton | Alive | 45 |
| 7 | Richard Chamberlain | March 29th, 2025 | 90 |
| 6 | Richard Dawson | June 2nd, 2012 | 79 |
| 5 | Paul McCartney | Alive | 84 |
| 4 | Claus von Bulow | May 25th, 2019 | 92 |
| 3 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
| 2 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | Slim Whitman | June 19th, 2013 | 89 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000