This list was submitted by planetearth66 on Thursday, July 8th, 2010 at 8:22 PM PDT for The August 2010 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Patti Smith | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Stansfield Turner | January 18th, 2018 | 94 |
| 8 | Bobby Bonilla | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 6 | Kenny G | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Rod Blagojevich | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Marion Ross | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Joseph Lieberman | March 27th, 2024 | 82 |
| 2 | Kevin Federline | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Verne Troyer | April 21st, 2018 | 49 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998