This list was submitted by Jim on Saturday, February 27th, 2010 at 7:49 PM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
| 9 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 8 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 7 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 6 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 5 | Joe Simon | December 14th, 2011 | 98 |
| 4 | Tony Martin | July 30th, 2012 | 98 |
| 3 | June Havoc | March 28th, 2010 | 96 |
| 2 | Rise Stevens | March 20th, 2013 | 99 |
| 1 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998