This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 9:32 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dennis Hopper | May 29th, 2010 | 74 |
| 9 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
| 6 | Merlin Olsen | March 11th, 2010 | 69 |
| 5 | Zelda Rubinstein | January 27th, 2010 | 76 |
| 4 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 3 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 33 points | 5 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021