This list was submitted by yeah yeah buh bye on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 4:22 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
| 9 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 8 | Ferlin Husky | March 17th, 2011 | 85 |
| 7 | Dennis Hopper | May 29th, 2010 | 74 |
| 6 | Maurice Lucas | October 31st, 2010 | 58 |
| 5 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 4 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 2 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 1 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998