Mary Tyler Morgue's (Kick The) Bucket List 2

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This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 1:02 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
9Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Seve BallesterosMay 7th, 201154
6John Wooden June 4th, 201099
5Elizabeth Edwards December 7th, 201061
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1John Forsythe April 1st, 201092
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005