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This list was submitted by CDReed on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 2:33 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
8Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
7Elizabeth Edwards December 7th, 201061
6David LanderDecember 4th, 202073
5Gloria Stuart September 26th, 2010100
4Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
3Dorothy RodhamNovember 1st, 201192
2Lena Horne May 9th, 201092
1B. B. King May 14th, 201589
31 points 5 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998