This list was submitted by lsternal on Monday, December 28th, 2009 at 5:12 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Omar Abdel-Rahman | February 18th, 2017 | 78 |
| 9 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
| 8 | Bo Derek | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 6 | Shirley Bassey | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Ed Koch | January 31st, 2013 | 88 |
| 4 | G. Gordon Liddy | March 30th, 2021 | 90 |
| 3 | Joel Grey | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Kathie Gifford | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Steven Hill | August 23rd, 2016 | 94 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998