This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 8:00 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
| 9 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 8 | Griffin Bell | January 5th, 2009 | 90 |
| 7 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 6 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 5 | Dominick Dunne | August 26th, 2009 | 83 |
| 4 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 3 | Doc Watson | May 29th, 2012 | 89 |
| 2 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
| 1 | Stansfield Turner | January 18th, 2018 | 94 |
| 36 points | 6 hits |
All he was looking for in life was a cushy Cabinet post, a repugnant sense of humor, and a warm mouth to put his foot into.
(d) February 2nd, 2008