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This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 7:25 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Griffin Bell January 5th, 200990
9Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
8Lawrence FerlinghettiFebruary 23rd, 2021101
7Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
6Bob Novak August 18th, 200978
5Mary Travers September 16th, 200972
4Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
3Herbert LomSeptember 27th, 201295
2Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
1Not Famous 
34 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999