This list was submitted by pbear on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 6:07 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
9 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
8 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
7 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
6 | Yitzhak Shamir | June 30th, 2012 | 96 |
5 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
4 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
3 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
2 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
1 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
19 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999