This list was submitted by USER01832 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 5:01 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
7 | Yitzhak Shamir | June 30th, 2012 | 96 |
6 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
5 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
4 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
3 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
2 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
1 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
12 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021