vg-Annette goes tits up in 2009

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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 3:23 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
9Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
8Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
7Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
6Tony MartinJuly 30th, 201298
5Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
2Seve BallesterosMay 7th, 201154
1Not Famous 
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014