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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Please Just Die in 2009

Submitted by humanmeal on December 31, 2008.

Score
2hits so far
12tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Claude Levi-Strauss hitNov 1, 2009 Nov 1, 2009 100
9 Tim ConwayMay 14, 2019 May 14, 2019 85
8 Ariel SharonJan 11, 2014 Jan 11, 2014 85
7 Dick ClarkApr 18, 2012 Apr 18, 2012 82
6 Shirley TempleFeb 10, 2014 Feb 10, 2014 85
5 Shirley MacLaineAlive Alive 92
4 Shirley JonesAlive Alive 92
3 John WoodenJun 4, 2010 Jun 4, 2010 99
2 Patrick Swayze hitSep 14, 2009 Sep 14, 2009 57
1 Cloris LeachmanJan 27, 2021 Jan 27, 2021 94

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2005

Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?