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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by powersisme on December 31, 2008.

Score
1hit so far
9tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016 Nov 25, 2016 90
9 Patrick Swayze hitSep 14, 2009 Sep 14, 2009 57
8 Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013 Dec 18, 2013 84
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
6 Nelson Mandela Dec 5, 2013 Dec 5, 2013 95
5 Montel WilliamsAlive Alive ?
4 Lee IacoccaJul 2, 2019 Jul 2, 2019 94
3 Ken GriffeyAlive Alive ?
2 John WoodenJun 4, 2010 Jun 4, 2010 99
1 Fats DominoOct 24, 2017 Oct 24, 2017 89

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'