This list was submitted by USER00750 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
9 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
8 | Elizabeth Edwards | December 7th, 2010 | 61 |
7 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
6 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
5 | Lou Henson | July 25th, 2020 | 88 |
4 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
3 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
2 | Claiborne Pell | January 1st, 2009 | 90 |
1 | Susan Atkins | September 25th, 2009 | 61 |
22 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999