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This list was submitted by USER00750 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Novak August 18th, 200978
9Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
8Elizabeth EdwardsDecember 7th, 201061
7Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
6Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
5Lou HensonJuly 25th, 202088
4Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
3Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
2Claiborne Pell January 1st, 200990
1Susan Atkins September 25th, 200961
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999