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This list was submitted by USER00215 on Monday, August 3rd, 1998 at 5:24 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eric RudolphAlive?
9Larry LinvilleApril 10th, 2000?
8Pat PaulsenApril 24th, 199769
7Shirley JonesAlive90
6Sarah KnaussDecember 30th, 1999119
5Not Famous 
4Bob CaseyMay 30th, 200068
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Senor WencesApril 20th, 1999103
1Coretta KingJanuary 30th, 200678
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Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021