This list was submitted by ttc4319 on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 2:31 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
9 | Sammy Baugh | December 17th, 2008 | 94 |
8 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
7 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
6 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
5 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
4 | J.D. Salinger | January 27th, 2010 | 91 |
3 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Van Johnson | December 12th, 2008 | 92 |
1 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
11 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021