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This list was submitted by ttc4319 on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 2:31 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Sammy Baugh December 17th, 200894
8John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
7Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
6Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
5Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
4J.D. SalingerJanuary 27th, 201091
3Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
2Van Johnson December 12th, 200892
1Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021