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This list was submitted by USER00063 on Friday, July 31st, 1998 at 3:33 AM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mr. TAlive73
9Allen FuntSeptember 5th, 199984
8Red Holzman November 13th, 199878
7Eric RudolphAlive?
6Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
5Shari Lewis August 2nd, 199865
4Ricardo MontalbanJanuary 14th, 200988
3Dan Quisenberry September 30th, 199845
2Dusty SpringfieldMarch 2nd, 199959
1Michael JeterMarch 30th, 200350
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003