This list was submitted by USER00063 on Friday, July 31st, 1998 at 3:33 AM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
9 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
8 | Red Holzman | November 13th, 1998 | 78 |
7 | Eric Rudolph | Alive | ? |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | Shari Lewis | August 2nd, 1998 | 65 |
4 | Ricardo Montalban | January 14th, 2009 | 88 |
3 | Dan Quisenberry | September 30th, 1998 | 45 |
2 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
1 | Michael Jeter | March 30th, 2003 | 50 |
16 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003