ALT - I Wish You Were Dead

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This list was submitted by Angel of Death on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 4:22 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Paris HiltonAlive45
9Lindsay LohanAlive39
8Peyton ManningAlive?
7Arnold SchwarzeneggerAlive78
6Ryan SeacrestAlive?
5Tyra BanksAlive?
4John MaddenDecember 28th, 202185
3Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
2Oprah WinfreyAlive72
1Mariah CareyAlive56
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998