Face Death you PUSSIES — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by ILoveBigOnes on Sunday, December 30th, 2007 at 4:37 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Osama bin Laden	May 2nd, 2011	54
9	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
8	Ernest Borgnine	July 8th, 2012	95
7	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
6	Dick Clark	April 18th, 2012	82
5	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
4	Lindsay Lohan	Alive	37
3	Mary Olsen	Alive	?
2	Ashley Olsen	Alive	?
1	Paris Hilton	Alive	42
0 points		0 hits

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Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..

What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.

(d) September 12th, 2014