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This list was submitted by Dr. Steve on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 3:19 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
6Art Buchwald January 17th, 200781
5Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
4Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
3Earl ButzFebruary 2nd, 200898
2Ernest Gallo March 6th, 200797
1Farrah FawcettJune 25th, 200962
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003