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This list was submitted by USER00997 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 2:45 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Brooke Astor	August 13th, 2007	105
9	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
8	Andy Griffith	July 3rd, 2012	86
7	Art Buchwald	January 17th, 2007	81
6	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
5	Walter Cronkite	July 17th, 2009	92
4	Les Paul	August 13th, 2009	94
3	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
2	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
1	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
26 points		3 hits

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997