A Corpse By Any Other Name Would Be As Dead

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This list was submitted by Hasenji on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 9:11 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dale Earnhardt Jr.Alive50
9Dale JarrettAlive?
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7Kate MossAlive?
6Michael JacksonJune 25th, 200950
5Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Mel GibsonAlive?
2Tom CruiseAlive63
1Stephen KingAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013