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This list was submitted by evilredhead on Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 at 1:15 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
8Zelda RubinsteinJanuary 27th, 201076
7Yma SumacNovember 1st, 200886
6W. Mark FeltDecember 18th, 200895
5Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
1Joey Bishop October 17th, 200789
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998