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This list was submitted by USER02183 on Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 at 10:48 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
9Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
5Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Al SharptonAlive70
2Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
1Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999