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This list was submitted by Big Guy on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 8:12 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
9Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
8Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
5Dick Van DykeAlive96
4Don Knotts February 24th, 200681
3Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
2Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
1Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003