Blood Is A Big Expense

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This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 8:20 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
9Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
8Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
7Milton Friedman November 16th, 200694
6Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
5Robert McNamaraJuly 6th, 200993
4Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
3Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1Sammy BaughDecember 17th, 200894
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002