As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
William Oliver Swofford was never played in a game.
We know some of you are thinking "How the fuck did this guy end of famous for the purposes of this game?"
Yeah, well. That's what we are thinking too.
(d) June 15th, 2017