As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
William Oliver Swofford was never played in a game.
We really dug deep to find the nicest possible thing to say about this guy, so here it is:
He was a COMPLETE sack of SHIT.
(d) July 30th, 2022