As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
William Oliver Swofford was never played in a game.
Ever notice that fat and funny often seem to go hand in hand? Unfortunately, so do fat and dead.
(d) December 18th, 1997