Baxley - Forrest Tucker's Actuary

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This list was submitted by Baxley on Friday, December 30th, 2005 at 11:08 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
9Billy Preston June 6th, 200659
8Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
7John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
6Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
5Joey BishopOctober 17th, 200789
4Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
3Louis Rukeyser May 2nd, 200673
2Oriana Fallaci September 15th, 200677
1Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
27 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014