This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 10:40 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Jack Kevorkian||June 3rd, 2011||83|
|9||Charlton Heston||April 5th, 2008||84|
|8||Patsy Ramsey||June 24th, 2006||49|
|7||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|6||Claude Levi-Strauss||November 1st, 2009||100|
|5||John Galbraith||April 29th, 2006||97|
|4||Pat Lawford||September 17th, 2006||82|
|3||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|2||Al Lewis||February 3rd, 2006||82|
|1||Annette Funicello||April 8th, 2013||70|
|19 points||4 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999