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This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 10:40 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
9Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
8Patsy Ramsey June 24th, 200649
7Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
4Pat Lawford September 17th, 200682
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
19 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999