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This list was submitted by Hello it's me on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 1:28 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
8Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
7Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
6Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
5Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
4Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
1Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999