koolkat - The dead pool is sick fun

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This list was submitted by Hello it's me on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 1:28 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Mary TraversSeptember 16th, 200972
7Patsy Ramsey June 24th, 200649
6Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
5Yvonne De CarloJanuary 8th, 200784
4Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
3Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
2Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
1Eddie RobinsonApril 3rd, 200788
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003