Just Die, Baby

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This list was submitted by USER01275 on Tuesday, January 11th, 2005 at 9:50 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Hank Stram July 4th, 200582
8William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
7Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
6Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
5Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
4Willie McCoveyOctober 31st, 201880
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002