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This list was submitted by USER01264 on Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 at 4:44 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hans Bethe March 6th, 200598
9. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
8King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
7Richard Pryor December 10th, 200565
6Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Dino de LaurentiisNovember 11th, 201091
3Kitty KallenJanuary 7th, 201694
2Oral RobertsDecember 15th, 200991
1Norm CrosbyNovember 7th, 202093
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999