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This list was submitted by USER01377 on Monday, January 3rd, 2005 at 9:46 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Shelley WintersJanuary 14th, 200685
8Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
5William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
2Ralph Edwards November 16th, 200592
1Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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