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The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Hey! I am not dead.

Submitted by USER02248 on December 31, 2004.

Score
4hits so far
33tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 William Rehnquist hitSep 3, 2005 Sep 3, 2005 80
9 Pope John Paul II hitApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
8 Rosa Parks hitOct 24, 2005 Oct 24, 2005 92
7 Estelle GettyJul 22, 2008 Jul 22, 2008 84
6 James Doohan hitJul 20, 2005 Jul 20, 2005 85
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
4 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
3 Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007 Jul 11, 2007 94
2 Dolores HopeSep 19, 2011 Sep 19, 2011 102
1 Gerald FordDec 26, 2006 Dec 26, 2006 93

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2023

A two-time World Series champion catcher and Steve Carlton’s personal babysitter, he spent the next two decades in the Fox booth explaining baseball to people who already understood it. Entire websites existed only to collect the things he said on air, and the Hall of Fame gave him its broadcasting award anyway. Heart failure got him at 81. Joe Buck can finally finish a sentence.