No Way Do I Have a Chance

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This list was submitted by Rhody Trash on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:37 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Johnny Carson January 23rd, 200579
7Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
6Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
5Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
4Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
3Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
2Saul Bellow April 5th, 200589
1Robert ByrdJune 28th, 201092
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013