This list was submitted by Rhody Trash on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:37 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 9 | Johnny Carson | January 23rd, 2005 | 79 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
| 6 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 5 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Claiborne Pell | January 1st, 2009 | 90 |
| 1 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 28 points | 4 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998