This list was submitted by hop1962 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:58 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|9||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|6||Captain Beefheart||December 17th, 2010||69|
|5||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|4||Eunice Shriver||August 11th, 2009||88|
|3||Byron Nelson||September 26th, 2006||94|
|2||Ron Santo||December 3rd, 2010||70|
|1||Leon Askin||June 3rd, 2005||97|
|11 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003