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This list was submitted by hop1962 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:58 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Joe EszterhasAlive?
7Ronnie HawkinsAlive?
6Captain BeefheartDecember 17th, 201069
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
3Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
2Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
1Leon Askin June 3rd, 200597
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003