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This list was submitted by FlamingoNut on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:44 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Shelley WintersJanuary 14th, 200685
8Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
7Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
6Eddie Albert May 26th, 200599
5Aaron SpellingJune 23rd, 200683
4Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
3Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
2Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
1Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021