This list was submitted by FlamingoNut on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:44 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Shelley Winters | January 14th, 2006 | 85 |
8 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
7 | Dick Clark | April 18th, 2012 | 82 |
6 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
5 | Aaron Spelling | June 23rd, 2006 | 83 |
4 | Glenn Ford | August 30th, 2006 | 90 |
3 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
2 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
16 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021