Chad - Breaking News - Rosa Parks It For Good!

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This list was submitted by USER01115 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:53 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
7Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
6Ralph Edwards November 16th, 200592
5Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
4Dan FogelbergDecember 16th, 200756
3Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
2Carlo PontiJanuary 9th, 200794
1Dino de LaurentiisNovember 11th, 201091
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003