This list was submitted by USER00750 on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 3:09 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
9 | Hank Stram | July 4th, 2005 | 82 |
8 | Dan Fogelberg | December 16th, 2007 | 56 |
7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
6 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
4 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
3 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
2 | Oriana Fallaci | September 15th, 2006 | 77 |
1 | Robert Tisch | November 15th, 2005 | 79 |
37 points | 6 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999