La Muerte 2

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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 1:38 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10King Fahd July 31st, 200584
9King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
8Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
7Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
6. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Peter O'TooleDecember 14th, 201381
3Ozzy OsbourneJuly 22nd, 202576
2Nick NolteAlive84
1Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003