Moraxian: Damsels in Distress 4

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This list was submitted by Moraxian on Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 at 4:33 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
9Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
8Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
7Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
6Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
5Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
4Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
3Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002