The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Susie's Deadbeats

Submitted by Susie Sicko on December 28, 2004.

Score

6hits so far

31tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Pope John Paul II hitApr 2, 2005	Apr 2, 2005	84
9	Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013	Dec 18, 2013	84
8	Max Schmeling hitFeb 2, 2005	Feb 2, 2005	99
7	William Rehnquist hitSep 3, 2005	Sep 3, 2005	80
6	Jesse HelmsJul 4, 2008	Jul 4, 2008	86
5	Gene WilderAug 29, 2016	Aug 29, 2016	83
4	Geraldine FerraroMar 26, 2011	Mar 26, 2011	75
3	Don Adams hitSep 25, 2005	Sep 25, 2005	82
2	Eddie Albert hitMay 26, 2005	May 26, 2005	99
1	Leon Askin hitJun 3, 2005	Jun 3, 2005	97

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!