This list was submitted by FTG on Monday, December 27th, 2004 at 12:24 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pat Lawford | September 17th, 2006 | 82 |
| 9 | Gene Scott | February 21st, 2005 | 75 |
| 8 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 7 | Oriana Fallaci | September 15th, 2006 | 77 |
| 6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
| 5 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
| 4 | Danny Sugerman | January 5th, 2005 | 50 |
| 3 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
| 2 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 1 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
| 35 points | 7 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003