Death March

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This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Monday, December 27th, 2004 at 12:21 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
8Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
7Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
4Eddie Albert May 26th, 200599
3Simon Wiesenthal September 20th, 200596
2Leon Askin June 3rd, 200597
1Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
23 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002