This list was submitted by USER00308 on Saturday, December 25th, 2004 at 7:25 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
9 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
8 | J.D. Salinger | January 27th, 2010 | 91 |
7 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
6 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
3 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 63 |
2 | Kitten Natividad | September 24th, 2022 | 74 |
1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
23 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998